Dear Groening & Co.,

Thank you very, very much tonight providing us with the best tribute possible to Michael Jackson. Screw Dateline or anything, you topped them by providing us with what may be Michael's greatest work...A special airing of "Do The Bartman".

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...God, how that took me back. You guys rocked for putting it back on the airwaves.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson, one of the most legendary musicians ever.

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Dear DA artists from Udon's Darkstalkers Tribute,

Holy crap, slow it down, will ya? I mean yes, you made it into the book. Yes, you're proud. And rightfully so, as you kicked major ass! But do you really need to immediately show off your winning entries? Seriously, by putting it all up here, you're kind of providing us with less incentive to, you know, actually buy the friggin' book.

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Dear Michael Bay,

WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED??? O_O

Seriously man, you had 90 minutes of one good "dumb fun" action movie there. But then you had to go & spoil it with an hour of unneccessary, unfunny comedic bits! Did we really need Sam's mom getting high on pot brownies, Jetfire farting a parachute, two shots of dogs humping, John Turturro's ass cheeks, Decepticon testicles...F***ING DECPTICON TESTICLES!!! Seriously, do I need to say any more after that?? And don't even get me started on the groan-worthy, humorless, borderline racist Twins...Largely because everyone else who hated this movie is already started on them as well. Seriously though, ya got Jar Jar 2.0 there indeed. >_<

Long story short: I want my nine bucks back.

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Sincerely, SlyDante.


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